What the hell am I suppose to do with a giant stick?

This was again on my weekend journey to Southeastern Salvage, that I was slapped in the face with a large stick, metaphorically speaking of course, and thought, "What the hell am I suppose to do with this giant stick?". I must have sat there for a few minutes, with the lady that worked there looking at me oddly, and asking if I needed help, I told her, "no, I'm fine...just looking." There are a lot of things that you can do with a giant stick, put it in a tall vase, and shove it in the corner, but that was too predictable.

Then it hit me, this would be so great used as a curtain rod. If you've read any of my past posts, you know that I'm a huge fan of texture, shape, and "who would have thought that you could use that there". Of course, you could always go out into the forest and find a perfectly straight branch and cut it down, but my chain saw is in the shop, and these were already the perfect length.